This is how he looks. Like a bloody gay scuba diver. While watching tv, he told us, hey I am thirsty, can I have that bacardi lemon. We said sure since the taste like sai so we are not going to drink it anyway. So he comes and blow his trumpet and say, I usually drink 20 shots consecutively. We said fine, prove it to us.
There it is, 16 shots of bacardi lemon. Below is a short clip proving to you what a merlion can do when he is thirsty.
Merlion round 1.
I din't see this process so I can't say much. But all i knew is that his vomit polluted the living room and choked the sink. Can't be much worse can it. We had to bloody help him clean up.
Merlion round 2.
Not learning his lesson, this gay punk came to join us to drink. Games we played. Roulettes we span. Drinks we drank. 1 shot for gay. 2nd shot for her, and a 3rd one soon after. Then kok wee who sat beside him screamed,"Plastic bags! PLASTIC BAGS!!!". I also sat beside him and began moving towards my right knowing something is wrong. Then gay evolved into merlion. He opened his mouth, tried to say something, but his stomach got the better of him. Soon later, the merlion switched on, and began splattering its holy water to his left. And unfortunately, our dear kok wee was sitting there. He got a bath with the holy water from head to toe.
HALLELUJAH!
I saw the whole bloody process. Merlion opened his mouth, then this orangy liquid began rushing out of his gullets and then out of his mouth which was facing upwards. Then off it goes, flying up reaching its terminal velocity before gravitational forces pulled it down. And splat! Kok wee became wet.
For goodness sake, please dont call me merlion when I vomit. Look whos the real merlion.
