being hungry is a blessing;

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Back to update yo. It's been like a month here and ah god, I am getting used to life here. It could have been more perfect if my mum was here cooking dinner for me everyday. =))

Bringing you back into time, I ate a sumptous meal a few weeks back. It costed like $40 bucks for this crab.

It's called the Dungeness crab. Looks bland like steamed. But wa lao. Inside damn juicy and tasty. I think they feed the crab with salt and sugar before they die.

This is da bitch. If you don't know who, it's pretty obvious from her bitchy face. Right bitch. Oh and the other chinese is from Texas. Hahaha. Hi evelyn.

This is a freaking sinful thing they call the funnel cake. Miss sugar asked to add extra sugar. So yea, I hope she does'nt get diabetes.

I saw a pig while moving out to work. Then I turned to my right, and I realised I saw two. Pity I don't get to eat pan-oh-love-cakes from some some one. =)

Anyway. I made some nice friends over here. The Dutch are amazing friendly. They speak amazingly good english too. There was this girl, Rachelle, and oh ain't she pretty. Ask my friends. They agree. Miss sugar don't get jealous. You know I don't go for pretty girls. Hahaha. Just kidding.

Shit I am going to get killed.

One day, I was asking Rachelle that we should go to the coffeeshop to have our lunch. She almost wanted to scold 'knn' in dutch. Because in the Netherlands, a coffeeshop is a place where they sell drugs. So at first she thought I wanted to hook her up. But being such a gentlemen, she immediately knew that there was a culture shock. So yea, personality before words. She's working at Typhoon lagoon too so you better be careful arr. Hahaha.

This is my room-mate. As you can see, he has a small face, my hand is actually bigger.

Mr Sexy walking around with his underwear. More explicit pictures, you can get from me. I am the hub.

Brazilians are a nice bunch of people too. For females, the brazilian guys are all hot except for Ronaldo and Ronaldinho. Hahaha. For males, the brazilian girls may be loose, but maybe you would like to cover their face before you talk to them because they can be what we called 'CMI'. Ohh, South Americans like to give you cheek to cheek molestation, and making a MUACK sound like how chicken crowls.

What about Americans. Oh they are screwed up noisy. They speak like there is no tomorrow. Talking and talking and talking. That must be their favourite pasttime. They give you stupid jokes that they expect you to laugh at. The only thing that is good about them is that they send you home.

Hello burper.

Alright later.

posted @ 4:07 PM

Monday, February 25, 2008

I'll tell you why I love my job.

1) I get paid US$8.18 for an hour
2) They pay me to sit on a stand to guard the lazy river
3) I get 3 days off a week
4) I get to file early release whenever I don't feel like working
5) They make me slack in the office for 3 hours before deciding that they had too many lifeguards today
6) They have so many loopholes in their system that I can 'geng' almost everytime while on job

Yesterday. I went out with my best shopping partner. She made me throw away my old self of getting expensive stuffs. Wonderful ain't it. Shopping was never better.

We explored Orlando and found out some great spots to be in. =)

Oh and Macdonalds here is wonderful and they have 5 dollar pizza all you can eat buffet. I can't see any reason why I will bu fei.

posted @ 6:27 AM

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Realise that I haven't been blogging these few days. God it must have been so busy. Being a lifeguard is never easy as it seems. I had to go through 4 tests, 1 three day training for license, 1 three day on the job training and I had to save someone on my 3rd day of training. That is why i get paid higher you know. Its hard work.

Ahh about typhoon lagoon, the place I am working as. It's so so so nice. So many people zhao geng for me to see. Hahaha. Not that I am tikopeh, but got free show who don't want see. Those angmoh's are loose la. Especially those hot and young ones. Come talk to me I give you more details. Red hot news.

Haven't been sleeping more than 5 hours for these several days. Heh heh. But I don't mind. Been spending precious time doing precious things. And I am happy. =)

Okay seems like I am lagging a little so I just post some photos up to let you guys know how I am doing.

First stop: Epcot

This ball looks like esplanade

Grumpy should'nt be smilingDon't say I look like tigger, tigger looks like meDon't mix the snow white up with a character performerShe looks like she is part of themUp into your nostrils. Mickey's just like us, from the college program. Leaning telephone of Disa. Hello mum, I love you. Total retard. Hah. A lifeguard with a fire extinguisher. How's that. Hello angel.

I will remember these two numbers. 12 and 15. Hahaha.

posted @ 11:59 AM

Friday, February 15, 2008

Well. I just video called my dad and my sis.

And I realised how much I missed them.

Aww. Going into the room to cry now. Haha.

posted @ 4:25 PM

This post is dedicated to miss Ziwei.

Well. I guess you guys have heard of this magic towel that once you submerge it into the water, then it will expand and become big. It was actually rather small in size when you buy it, so yea.

Okay then one fine day, this dumb dumb pea brain girl came to me looking all amazed and suprised at this fine little magic towel. She held it with her fingers the following is our conversation.

Ziwei: Hey how the heck do you use this funny thing
Joshua: Add water la dumb dumb then it will expand
Ziwei: Oh really. Not bad ah I thought so small.
Joshua: Grunts. Duh obviously, so small wipe what, wipe your eyebrow also not enough
Ziwei: Haha. I got one very normal question to ask you
Joshua: What
Ziwei: Then what if the towel dry up, the towel will go back small or not.
Joshua: Hahahahahaha YES OBVIOUSLY.

Anyway. The answer is no. Who would buy a towel that expands and contracts all the time. And if it expands only when it is wet, how do you dry your body.

Baka.

posted @ 11:32 AM

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Well. Thank you 7 princesses. My god. That must be hard work into the 14 minutes clip. I simply love you guys. Not forgetting Tong, Leann, Brandon, Huijue, and Elisha for everything they gave. Oh and pretty photo frame by the girls I guess. Ahh and Kailin for the rocher and Rachael for the necklace. Many thanks to the rest of you, if i forgot a mention.

Time flies here. And god. The following may seem racist, so I'll try to keep that in mind, but apparently I got too sick of it.

The living room of my room is getting filled with a stench. An overwhelming stench which is enough for me to lock myself in my room. So overwhelming that even flies drop dead the moment they trespass.

God save me. Some pictures.

My homies.

Teardrops on my guitar.

David Aguirre Torres. I love his name. From now on, I am called Joshua Lokire Chenres. Okay hur hur.

Members of UNCB, ops UNCG.

She wakes up when it's meal time and sleep while it's not. One word. PIG.

Cute slippers with socks attached to it. They are afraid of freezing i guess.

Spanish is a nice language. I am intrigued. Ciao.

posted @ 12:29 PM

Saturday, February 9, 2008

Good day peeps. As my guys know, I hate sleeping. But once I get into it, I get into it deeply. Yea. That's me. Multiple alarms don't wake me up. I only get up when I feel like it.

This post shall be dedicated to my mans. Thanks dudes for getting me drunk on the eve of my farewell date. Appreciate the whole new experience of packing my luggage in a semi-conscious state.

The five minutes when I was sober. Notice the 5 precious yet normal minutes.

Mr. mastermind. Bloody asshole.

Sho-kun thinks he is taking a si ren zhao. Dead man picture.

Mr. mian bao chao ren. Look at his red cheeks.

Mr. car license. He says he is going to fetch me from the airport. Yay. Mr. sissy. He needs 10 cups of green tea for 1ml of whisky. Darn.

Alright. It is redundant to get into the details. It's pretty uninteresting I believe. HAHAHA. I found out that half a bottle whisky stays in the blood for more than 24 hours.

Anyway. Thank you bastards. Life's gonna be boring without you guys.

Oh and friends. If there is anything I wanna leave a message for you. I'll just post a shoutout over here at the bottom of my posts.

Xinyi: Oi. Don't gamble and drink too much lahh. Wait for me come back I treat you drink.

Kailin: Hoho. Buy you chicken feed.

Vanessa: You're so gonna wanna come here. All I see is stitch, stitch and stitch. I mean there is just a pharmacy beside the place I am staying. Okay lame.

Kok wee: Get a girlfriend laa.

posted @ 2:12 PM

Friday, February 8, 2008

Two pictures sums up this post.

Loads of mickeys in Disney.

And uber cheap Levi's jeans. Not only that. Raulp lauren going at crazy cheap price.

posted @ 3:02 PM

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Hello people. This is Joshua reporting from Orlando. Not enough time so I just give you a short summary.

Their small combo is equivalent to our macdonalds 2 times upsize
Ben and Jerry's ice cream costs just US$2.5 per tub
Snickers and chocolate bars just cost 50 cents US dollar
Levi's jeans costs just US$37 and might go even lower
My roommates are an Indian, Peruvian and a tequila
I passed my lifeguard test in freezing cold water
I realised how I don't know how to shop in a hypermarket
I miss my mum's laundry

The main thing is, now I know why Americans are humongous.

posted @ 1:51 PM

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Hello.
It's 10.33m of a Saturday night.
Sucked.
I am still drunk.
Yes. My finger's can't punch into the keyboard properly.
Shall update later.
I need to do tons of things in this state.
CRAP!

posted @ 10:31 AM