Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Hello people.
Most importantly.
Hi Yanni and Brandon.
As I have promised.
Yes I know I keep promises.
I know I am nice.
Don't cry okay.
Okay Yanni. I will now show you what I have bought for you.
Excited?
Haha. Sexy. I know you like it.
Oh Brandon. I haven't forgotten about you.
There you go.
I have and will never forget about you.
Choose one.
She'll be right at your doorstep the moment you point at the picture.
Try it.
It works.
HAPPY 19 BIRTHDAY YANNI AND HAPPY 20 BIRTHDAY BRAND-OLD-ON
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1:07 PM
Sunday, April 13, 2008
Mood: DepressedWa kan ni na.
Playing soccer with latinos is torturing.
Why torture myself.
I got ole-ed 901827476 times.
Flicked over 48729394 times.
And faked 918274541 times.
There was one guy.
He plays for 3 time World Club Champions Sao Paulo FC youth team.
Many others have soccer clubs.
The worst thing is that they all speak spanish.
I understand no shit.
For once in my life.
I hate soccer.
=(
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11:52 AM
Saturday, April 12, 2008
Hola.
Today. I will try blogging in spanish.
So bear with me.
Como domo kodomo tomato stas.
Bien ni mui bien too como ni buy klam hu cias.
Mai shy gun yimo adonte vas.
Como del rese fabregas barcelona.
Madrid bien torres como raul.
Gracias.
Woohoo. I feel proud of myself.
I spoke a whole lot of crap you guys don't understand about.
Okay my bad I am bored.
I don't understand a shit about what I said too.
Well. To make up for lost time.
I guess I will bombard this post with loads of pictures.
Oh I got bored of Orlando already.
Went everywhere where the bus takes me.
First stop: Animal Kingdom
We went to the parade. Ah hell this was one hell of a magical moment. Makarena.
I am sorry my horny friends. This is the best I could get of Mickey's upskirt. 
I was enjoying myself. Until I saw this uber realistic dinosaur which scared the intestines out of me.
Second stop: Magic Kingdom
Auntie suddenly got excited when she saw this. Although she was way way way and I mean way way over limit. 
Look at how she kidnaps a kid and put her forcefully on her lap. It's obviously the kid wants out. 
I had some fun too. Erm. Not really. How fun is it being locked in a prison. 
Well. I ran out of ideas. So. 
There was this face drawing thing for kids and brave me managed to snap a shot of a princess. Her dad was looking at me like I was about to devour her sweetheart.
Oh did I mention I love kids.
I must have.
Alright. This has to be the picture of the year. Look at the amount of flies and maggots in that moss of his. Time for maintenance buddy. 
Haha. Hahaha. Hahahaha. 
Awfully beautiful.
Seems like there is too many pictures in this post and blogger is calling for a halt already. See you in the next post in hopefully soon minutes.
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11:01 AM
Friday, April 11, 2008
Hi Daddie Hi Mummie Hi Sissie...
I know that you are looking at this post right now.
I love u all.
I miss u all.
Do you miss me?
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11:13 AM
cute like hell.pretty like heaven.
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11:08 AM
am i dreaming?
i saw an angel in front of me.
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11:03 AM
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Hello people.
I am blogging from Florida Hospital Kissimmee.
Tmd I just wanted to get an MC for my adominal pain.
And I got transferred here into emergency room.
Screwed.
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12:54 PM
This is what they call the Mount Everest in Animal Kingdom. This makes me feel I can reach it's peak.
Thanks to Jessy's Kali River Rapids, I got all soaked and transparent. Looking for nipples anyone? 
Anyway, they took us through the jungle via a van and we saw something shocking. Why lick her ass when you can get fresh milk out of her milk hose. 
An elephant trying to be elegant. Well well. 
Oh does this remind you of someone. Run ostrich run. 
