Early in the afternoon. I was re-arranging my team for this fantasy premier league game. To prepare battle with Raymond Phua Zhao Kai. If my team loses his team at the end of the season, I will run around Orchard Road bottomless. Hahaha.
A word of advice: Soccer kills
posted @ 12:53 AM
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Well. I went to watch the first ever Formula 1 race in Singapore. An eye-opening, ear-deafening, earth-shaking experience. Not that I am exaggerating. It's true.
First, you have to open your eyes wide to catch a glimpse of the car, then the running of the engines will cause deafness to your ears and finally, cement on Singapore's water surrounded lands will vibrate like Sumatra, Indonesia.
Anyway, took out my 12.1 megapixel camera. Turned it to sports mode, supposedly for faster shutter speed to snap even the fastest rocket. And I have great photos to show, using the best zoom possible. Probably even better than some renowned photographers. =))
3 beautiful shots. Ever faced with the problem of having something too quick for your camera?
Vrooommm. This is when my ears go deaf.
They just would'nt stop for a photo. Man I hate it.
posted @ 1:04 AM
Friday, September 12, 2008
Viva Las Vegas
What's up peeps. I guess I almost forgot to update about las vegas. Guess I'm gonna put all these in a nutshell as I have over 1000 pictures? Haha. Vegas is all about fun, fun and fun. That is if you are rich. Tried to live like a rich there, but ended up all screwed up now. We lived in a luxurious hotel, ate gourmet buffets everyday, bought branded stuffs and we were glad we were'nt allowed to gamble.
Anyway. It's really really hot there. Like 100 degrees? It's like scorching and the sun makes a good tan. God. And gorgeous people many there are. Classy, chic, stylish, whatever you call them. Guccis and Pradas are like a norm. Burberrys and Hilfigers are typical while Levis and Calvin Klein are abysmal. And of course, there are those americans who wear their PE T-shirts out la. Those that says 'Kentucky chicken university'. It's nice though to be able to appreciate fashion.
Well. We had slots machines saying 'Hello!' then moment we arrive. Luxurious luxor. Pyramid themed. What more you ask. Erm. Maybe free internet? What a heaven. Even young blondes say hello to me. I told you it's the entertainment capital of the world. $35 for a hot american girl? Guys, please go to Vegas ALONE if you can. You'll have company there. Haha. So I decided to give it a go. And for $35, comes with a free picture. HAHAHA. Buffets make me fat, seriously. If you pay USD30 for a meal, of course EAT ALL YOU CAN right. haha. Pretty pretty casino. As I said, pretty pretty casino. Lifeguard on duty @ theVenetian It's like $16 pax for the ride. Ride for like 100m. Damn bo hua man. It's called the gondola ride by the way. I love bellagio and their buffet and I am famous. The photo looks like it's been photoshopped. BUT I WAS REALLY THERE. IN FRANCE. The 200 metre long travellator @ the Bellagio. Everytime I think Bellagio, I think Ronald, the indian. There was actually a Bellagio sign behind. But not only it can't be seem, my face can't be seen too. Haha. I have to admit. I am just too sexy. Nobody knew playing slots takes alot of thinking. Especially when it is Monopoly slot machine. Haha. You have no idea if she is losing or winning. A smiling stressed up person. Hahaha.
Anyway, Vegas is very fun. You get to see the Rock. And play golf with Tiger Woods and Arnold Palmer.
Oh and did I tell you guys, I joined American Idol Vegas and was in the top 10. Only for me to pull out because my visa ends. Simon said I would stand a chance in winning.
Alright. Right now I am broke. Please stop bringing me to eat expensive stuffs. Haha. Grand Canyon update soon I promise.
posted @ 4:09 PM
Thursday, September 4, 2008
Argh. I guess I am starting to miss the life back in the States. The slow slow pace of life. Doing whatever you want. Life home is not what I wanted. I thought I loved that life. But all I loved was only my family and friends and the food. Should have cherished Orlando. Even though I cant drink or gamble. It's okay. Even though I have to cook my own food, wash my own clothes. It's okay. At least I get to see friends and baby everyday. I'm really more comfortable speaking to foreigners now. I really do. I guess my future lies outside of Singapore.
Did I say I really miss my friends in Orlando.
Aww Yussif Aponte Salvador. My best friend from Mexico. He keeps saying I am his best and one and only friend from Singapore. All his corny jokes. Fking funny. And he has a really hot girlfriend. Oh god I met her and she was really amazing. Mexicana.
Hyungjoo Choi. My best friend from South Korea. He drives me around and I mean seriously. To work, from work, to beaches, out of town for vacations. Haha. He has a real pretty ex-girlfriend in Korea too. And I mean really. Hahaha. All my friends have hot girlfriends.
Then there is my best American friend, Ryan McDaniels. Oh he has no girlfriend, but he always claims to know all the hot girls in Vista Way. He drives me around too, ain't I blessed. Everyone fighting to drive me around. Hahaha. I am serious, there was once, Ryan and Hyungjoo fought to bring me home. I remembered how we chilled when we were supposed to work. He's my best friend from France, Gerome Lefevre. Everyday he tells me he 'kissed' this girl and 'kissed' that while smoking on his cigarette. Really interesting. If you dont know what 'kissed' means, it means 'fucked' Haha ops. But I am still really innocent.
Then there's Miss Rachelle and Sonia from the Netherlands and Puerto Rico respectively.
Then there's everybody.
These guys just make work so so amazing.
Okay maybe not everybody. There's still Antonio Castillo for his 'Re contra Fuck', Jasmine Riviera for her 'Helllllooooooooo', Samuel and Joanne my roommate. Tmd many more la cannot think right now.
OH. Then there's baby. Everyday and night spent with her. I still remember the way she wakes up every morning at 9 and pisses me off because i only just got to bed. Hahaha. But our time together was incredible. That is why I really really miss Orlando. To be with baby.
The times we explore new cooking recipes. The times we went out to di-siao cute ang-moh babies. The times we went cheappp shopping, buying loads of clothings. The times we called in sick together just to go shopping. The times we fought over who should do the laundries. The times she scolded me when I wanted to buy so many Hagen daz and Ben n Jerrys Ice cream. The times we fought over who should sleep on the inside.
Vegas update coming soon. I promise.
posted @ 5:30 AM
Sunday, August 31, 2008
Look at this clown.
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joshapunggol. says: OKAY I AM JUST JOKING joshapunggol. says: LOL! joshapunggol. says: ahahahahaha joshapunggol. says: DONT HOOT ME Yanny says: HAHAHAHAAH WAH LAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Yanny says: SI JOSHUA Yanny says: FUCK LEH JOSHUA Yanny says: I REALLY SCARED LA Yanny says: HAHAHAHAAH Yanny says: THE BRAINS RITE Yanny says: KEEP CALCULATING ALR joshapunggol. says: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yanny says: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAH Yanny says: FUCK LO U Yanny says: HAAHAHHAAHAH Yanny says: I TELL KAILIN CHOP OFF UR HANDS ALR Yanny says: i immediately open up the yahoo Yanny says: wanna check alr Yanny says: u noe i still go complain to my fren Yanny says: hahahaah tmd u make me dui lian
Haha. Haha.
posted @ 10:56 PM
Sunday, August 24, 2008
Hahahahaha.
I am all happy now. Thanks to Kailin. She owes me 22 cups of sugarcane and a meal of changing appetite. Yanni and Kailin. These 2. When I talk to them I always feel brightened up. Because they are natural born msn entertainers. In other words, C-L-O-W-N-S. Hahaha.
On this sunday. I was feeling so bored and down. This really white clown with a bird face wearing contact lense trying to make her eyes larger made my night. As a result, I think i am going to waive off 1 sugarcane off your bad debts. So now you owe me 21 cups of sugarcane and a meal of changing appetite. Hahaha THANKS!
Where were you when I needed you most? Where...
posted @ 11:46 PM
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Thought I'd say something here. It's been long since I last blogged or even visited here. The last post was from Orlando, the next, is from the other side of the world.
It's been one week here and I felt totally like a tourist. I guess I am just more comfortable with people from all over the world.
The feeling back home is like funny. I dont know. At where I was living, no one gives a damn about what you wear, what hairstyle you sport, whether you tuck in your shirt into your boxers or whether you wear singlet with all fats oozing out of your fat holes. But here, you get everyone staring at you the moment you wear pink and straight up, you know what that guy is thinking - you are gay. You get people staring at you just because you look more handsome than them and the look on their face says - why did'nt mum marry a more handsome man.
Vrooommm.
This is when my ears go deaf.
They just would'nt stop for a photo. Man I hate it.
Well. We had slots machines saying 'Hello!' then moment we arrive.
Luxurious luxor. Pyramid themed. What more you ask. Erm. Maybe free internet?
What a heaven.
Even young blondes say hello to me.
I told you it's the entertainment capital of the world.
$35 for a hot american girl? Guys, please go to Vegas ALONE if you can. You'll have company there. Haha.
So I decided to give it a go. And for $35, comes with a free picture. HAHAHA.
Buffets make me fat, seriously. If you pay USD30 for a meal, of course EAT ALL YOU CAN right. haha.
Pretty pretty casino.
As I said, pretty pretty casino.
Lifeguard on duty @ theVenetian
It's like $16 pax for the ride. Ride for like 100m. Damn bo hua man.
It's called the gondola ride by the way.
I love bellagio and their buffet and I am famous.
The photo looks like it's been photoshopped. BUT I WAS REALLY THERE. IN FRANCE.
The 200 metre long travellator @ the Bellagio. Everytime I think Bellagio, I think Ronald, the indian.
There was actually a Bellagio sign behind. But not only it can't be seem, my face can't be seen too. Haha.
I have to admit. I am just too sexy.
Nobody knew playing slots takes alot of thinking. Especially when it is Monopoly slot machine. Haha.
You have no idea if she is losing or winning. A smiling stressed up person. Hahaha.
Anyway, Vegas is very fun. You get to see the Rock.
And play golf with Tiger Woods and Arnold Palmer.
Oh and did I tell you guys, I joined American Idol Vegas and was in the top 10. Only for me to pull out because my visa ends. Simon said I would stand a chance in winning.
Aww Yussif Aponte Salvador. My best friend from Mexico. He keeps saying I am his best and one and only friend from Singapore. All his corny jokes. Fking funny. And he has a really hot girlfriend. Oh god I met her and she was really amazing. Mexicana.
Hyungjoo Choi. My best friend from South Korea. He drives me around and I mean seriously. To work, from work, to beaches, out of town for vacations. Haha. He has a real pretty ex-girlfriend in Korea too. And I mean really. Hahaha. All my friends have hot girlfriends.
Then there is my best American friend, Ryan McDaniels. Oh he has no girlfriend, but he always claims to know all the hot girls in Vista Way. He drives me around too, ain't I blessed. Everyone fighting to drive me around. Hahaha. I am serious, there was once, Ryan and Hyungjoo fought to bring me home. 
I remembered how we chilled when we were supposed to work. He's my best friend from France, Gerome Lefevre. Everyday he tells me he 'kissed' this girl and 'kissed' that while smoking on his cigarette. Really interesting. If you dont know what 'kissed' means, it means 'fucked' Haha ops. But I am still really innocent.
Then there's everybody.
